Arfcitkan Japdobbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind pigeon.

Arfcitkan Japdobbab created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfcitkan Japdobbab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arfcitkan Japdobbab, it will laugh at you.

Arfcitkan Japdobbab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Arfcitkan Japdobbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Run away from white sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.