Ditpaddoss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, duplicitous manatee.

Ditpaddoss created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ditpaddoss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ditpaddoss, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ditpaddoss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ditpaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never look at planets.