Bogfarpin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever octopus.

Bogfarpin created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfarpin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogfarpin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bogfarpin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bogfarpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Run away if nine snakes approach from the south.

5. Never talk about manatees.