Mipgatgesscuss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud ant.

Mipgatgesscuss created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Mipgatgesscuss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mipgatgesscuss, she will turn you into a worm.

Mipgatgesscuss' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mipgatgesscuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing blue shorts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never jump near goats.

5. Never go into violet rooms.