Ragbimbellkam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unjust centaur.

Ragbimbellkam created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbimbellkam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragbimbellkam, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ragbimbellkam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ragbimbellkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Ragbimbellkam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Never skip in holy places.
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