Gudhakjad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sage toad.

Gudhakjad created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhakjad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gudhakjad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gudhakjad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gudhakjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Never paint your head orange.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to mites while wearing white hats.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.