Dagnegcephap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless capybara.

Dagnegcephap created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagnegcephap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagnegcephap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dagnegcephap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dagnegcephap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.