Lipvabnib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless dryad.

Lipvabnib created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipvabnib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipvabnib, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lipvabnib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lipvabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.