Pogdossmottap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced grasshopper.

Pogdossmottap created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pogdossmottap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogdossmottap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pogdossmottap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pogdossmottap's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect six tin sculptures of Pogdossmottap on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not dye your hair red.