Fenhubstan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, clever fairy.

Fenhubstan created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhubstan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fenhubstan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fenhubstan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fenhubstan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fenhubstan in the centre of the settlement.