Bestlunpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, resourceful wasp.

Bestlunpib created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestlunpib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bestlunpib, it will turn you into a mole.

Bestlunpib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bestlunpib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Bestlunpib on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.