Disscitvednig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered raven.

Disscitvednig created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscitvednig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Disscitvednig, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Disscitvednig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Disscitvednig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Disscitvednig.

4. Never leap in the presence of whales.

5. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.