Bimgongat is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, fussy
deer.
Bimgongat created a down quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bimgongat, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bimgongat, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Bimgongat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Bimgongat's Holy Commandments1. Run away from white tortoises, for they are unholy.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never talk about eukaryotes.
4. Always help sick manatees.
5. Bimgongat must be the most important thing in your life.