Dothonwig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive shrew.

Dothonwig created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dothonwig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dothonwig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dothonwig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dothonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide if nine foxes approach from the east.

5. Always take life seriously.
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