Cablimloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humane walrus.

Cablimloop created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cablimloop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cablimloop, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cablimloop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cablimloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Cablimloop on top of important buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cablimloop.
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