Cedsisbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise bat.

Cedsisbeg created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedsisbeg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedsisbeg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cedsisbeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cedsisbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cedsisbeg.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing eight iron spheres on your face.

5. Never feed bananas to capybaras while wearing dresses.
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