Gabhimlat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ruthless fly.

Gabhimlat created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabhimlat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gabhimlat, it will turn you into a tree.

Gabhimlat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gabhimlat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Gabhimlat loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gabhimlat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.