Rawsombat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic octopus.

Rawsombat created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawsombat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rawsombat, he will cry a lot.

Rawsombat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rawsombat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to moths while wearing cyan dresses.

4. You must love Rawsombat.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.