Rullfossjin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate octopus.

Rullfossjin created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfossjin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullfossjin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Rullfossjin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rullfossjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Rullfossjin must be the most important thing in your life.
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