Bugfashad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent raccoon.

Bugfashad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugfashad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bugfashad, it will make you grow a tail.

Bugfashad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bugfashad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.