Stighenfen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, able mink.

Stighenfen created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stighenfen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stighenfen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stighenfen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Stighenfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Stighenfen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Stighenfen on top of all buildings.

5. Do not keep seven sharks in a large pit.
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