Fonhimwab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast snake.

Fonhimwab created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fonhimwab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonhimwab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fonhimwab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fonhimwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Retreat if four frogs approach from the west.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Fonhimwab must be the most important thing in your life.