Bellcib is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless
otter.
Bellcib created Africa six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellcib, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bellcib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Bellcib's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Bellcib's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing magenta tights.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Always help sharks.