Vidlanstip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, intelligent duck.

Vidlanstip created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vidlanstip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vidlanstip, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vidlanstip's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vidlanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never mention birds.

5. You must never eat turnips.