Nullwikgat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, effective mongoose.

Nullwikgat created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullwikgat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullwikgat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nullwikgat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nullwikgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Erect three platinum sculptures of Nullwikgat on top of important buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.