Cunhom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever eagle.

Cunhom created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cunhom, he will turn you into a slug.

Cunhom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cunhom's name in vain.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about optics near turtles while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Never eat bark.