Logyikdam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome goose.

Logyikdam created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Logyikdam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Logyikdam, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Logyikdam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Logyikdam's Holy Commandments

1. Logyikdam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never think about spacetime near dolphins while wearing green shirts and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

4. Always obey Logyikdam's priests.

5. Never talk about special relativity.