Gethundap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever rhinoceros.

Gethundap created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gethundap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gethundap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gethundap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gethundap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.