Bitcarbast is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, competent yak.

Bitcarbast created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Bitcarbast, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bitcarbast, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bitcarbast's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bitcarbast's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Bitcarbast loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.