Fedgabmap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty hyena.

Fedgabmap created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgabmap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fedgabmap, she will make you grow a tail.

Fedgabmap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fedgabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about stars.