Vabditpin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic mole.

Vabditpin created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabditpin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vabditpin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vabditpin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vabditpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing orange kilts.

4. Vabditpin loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.