Fubrigzag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient shrew.

Fubrigzag created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubrigzag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubrigzag, she will turn you into a goat.

Fubrigzag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fubrigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Never leap near shrews.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not stand on grass.