Hasnursat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient wombat.

Hasnursat created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Hasnursat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hasnursat, it will turn you into a dog.

Hasnursat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hasnursat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near seals while wearing indigo dresses and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.