Pibgungud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish lizard.

Pibgungud created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibgungud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pibgungud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pibgungud's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pibgungud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.