Narlnutsat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered mouse.

Narlnutsat created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlnutsat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narlnutsat, it will turn you into a dog.

Narlnutsat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Narlnutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven great tits approach from the west.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.