Japrulgedzodnig Nibfeddadarfnillnelflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, proud wyrm.

Japrulgedzodnig Nibfeddadarfnillnelflam created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japrulgedzodnig Nibfeddadarfnillnelflam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Japrulgedzodnig Nibfeddadarfnillnelflam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Japrulgedzodnig Nibfeddadarfnillnelflam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Japrulgedzodnig Nibfeddadarfnillnelflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Japrulgedzodnig Nibfeddadarfnillnelflam on top of all buildings.

5. Put Japrulgedzodnig Nibfeddadarfnillnelflam first in all things.