Sadcarbed is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying sheep.

Sadcarbed created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadcarbed, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadcarbed, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sadcarbed's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sadcarbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Never wear yellow ear rings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.