Sanzagdid Govlapwap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome tortoise.

Sanzagdid Govlapwap created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Sanzagdid Govlapwap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sanzagdid Govlapwap, he will turn you into a frog.

Sanzagdid Govlapwap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sanzagdid Govlapwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.