Bedxinpas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective manatee.

Bedxinpas created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bedxinpas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedxinpas, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bedxinpas' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bedxinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedxinpas.

5. Do not cook food in pots.