Donvig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent jellyfish.

Donvig created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donvig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donvig, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Donvig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Donvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing trousers.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about rats.