Donvig is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent
jellyfish.
Donvig created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donvig, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Donvig, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Donvig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Donvig's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing trousers.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never talk about rats.