Mobpagfon Aftargvadyikpigrawmet is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, charitable dragon.

Mobpagfon Aftargvadyikpigrawmet created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mobpagfon Aftargvadyikpigrawmet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobpagfon Aftargvadyikpigrawmet, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mobpagfon Aftargvadyikpigrawmet's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mobpagfon Aftargvadyikpigrawmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mobpagfon Aftargvadyikpigrawmet's priests.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing purple shorts and balancing four iron spheres on your back.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.