Watbogbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy centipede.

Watbogbaf created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Watbogbaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Watbogbaf, she will send you a sign.

Watbogbaf's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Watbogbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing indigo skirts and balancing three tin spheres on your face.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed bananas to swans while wearing kilts.

5. Never mention badgers.