Capgessjamkik is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest swallow.

Capgessjamkik created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Capgessjamkik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Capgessjamkik, it will turn you into a rock.

Capgessjamkik's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Capgessjamkik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the east.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.