Vilhigfar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable penguin.

Vilhigfar created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Vilhigfar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilhigfar, she will curse you with boils.

Vilhigfar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vilhigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilhigfar.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing blue tights and balancing four platinum spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.