Cudbomfum Gepfodfonvil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil badger.

Cudbomfum Gepfodfonvil created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbomfum Gepfodfonvil, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbomfum Gepfodfonvil, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cudbomfum Gepfodfonvil's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cudbomfum Gepfodfonvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Run away from violet aardvarks, for they are unholy.