Bomyogvoncad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless badger.

Bomyogvoncad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomyogvoncad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bomyogvoncad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bomyogvoncad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bomyogvoncad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never feed cucumbers to geese while wearing scarves.

5. Never jump near rats.