Madbestnull is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient butterfly.

Madbestnull created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madbestnull, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madbestnull, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Madbestnull's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Madbestnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to manatees while wearing skirts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help rats.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing gray dresses and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Do not listen to music.