Arffarcatlig Rillmitpangshav Dodwipzig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciful penguin.

Arffarcatlig Rillmitpangshav Dodwipzig created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arffarcatlig Rillmitpangshav Dodwipzig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arffarcatlig Rillmitpangshav Dodwipzig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arffarcatlig Rillmitpangshav Dodwipzig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Arffarcatlig Rillmitpangshav Dodwipzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Arffarcatlig Rillmitpangshav Dodwipzig's name in vain.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help bats.

5. Never think about amino acids.