Ligbomnan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet goose.

Ligbomnan created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbomnan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligbomnan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ligbomnan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ligbomnan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ligbomnan on top of all buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from cyan dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Ligbomnan's priests.

5. Never paint your legs green.