Tenqueegnar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, charitable goblin.

Tenqueegnar created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenqueegnar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenqueegnar, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tenqueegnar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tenqueegnar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Never wear yellow hats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention manatees.